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HISTORICK\u00dd PRORUBSK\u00dd T\u00c1BOROV\u00dd HL\u00c1\u0160KOVN\u00cdK<\/strong>
\nUPOZORN\u011aN\u00cd NA RIZIKO P\u0158I \u010cTEN\u00cd<\/span>: kdo u toho nebyl, leckdy nepochop\u00ed… \ud83d\ude0e
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1998 – N\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00edci aneb plavba p\u0159es Atlantik<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Jsem zv\u011bdav, jak ten e\u0161us od t\u00e9 sm\u016fly o\u010dist\u00edte. N\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1pad to nebyl …<\/td>\n… Milan Mong<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady \u0159ve n\u011bjak\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b …   … ne, to D\u00e1\u0148a sed\u00ed na Simsonu<\/td>\n… M\u00e1\u0161a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady u\u017e to pozn\u00e1v\u00e1m, je to tu jako ve Star\u00e9 Pace<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ohe\u0148 se jim po\u0159\u00e1d zap\u00edn\u00e1 a vyp\u00edn\u00e1<\/td>\n… B\u00e1rta<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sed\u00edme doma u televize a Danek n\u00e1m d\u00e1v\u00e1 pouta<\/td>\n… Eifel<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u011b by teda jaksi zaj\u00edmalo, jak se to prost\u011b sm\u00edchalo, ten \u017eelezobeton<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na hlavn\u00ed sto\u017e\u00e1r d\u00e1me plachtu 20×20 metr\u016f a to by v tom byl \u010dert, aby se t\u00e1bor nepohnul dop\u0159edu<\/td>\n… Eifel<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co budeme d\u011blat dnes?…<\/td>\n… asi n\u011bjak\u00fd t\u00e1born\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co mysl\u00ed\u0161, na co m\u00e1me e\u0161us, sirky, vaj\u00ed\u010dko…<\/td>\n… asi n\u011bjak\u00fd vedouc\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Budeme op\u00e9kat vaj\u00ed\u010dko…<\/td>\n… asi n\u011bjak\u00fd t\u00e1born\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 m\u00e1m dietu, nesm\u00edm p\u00edt, sexu\u00e1ln\u011b ne\u017eiju, tak si aspo\u0148 zap\u00e1l\u00edm<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Napi\u0161te slova od S …<\/td>\n… asi n\u011bjak\u00fd vedouc\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Srab, soulo\u017e, Sabina.<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u011b nic jin\u00e9ho nenapadlo<\/td>\n… Ale\u0161 Nypl<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pro\u010d l\u00e9taj\u00ed vla\u0161tovky n\u00edzko? Proto\u017ee proto\u017ee mouchy l\u00e9taj\u00ed n\u00edzko, proto\u017ee je vlh\u010d\u00ed vzduch a je jim blb\u011b.<\/td>\n… Luk\u00e1\u0161 Cerman<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2002 – Na dvo\u0159e c\u00edsa\u0159e Rudolfa II.<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Je to takov\u00fd monot\u00e9matick\u00fd<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u011bkdo m\u00e1 v hlav\u011b \u010dipy, n\u011bkdo chipsy<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e se mi ztratili koule, jsme byli kejkl\u00ed\u0159i…<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To cig\u00e1ro mne n\u011bjak nakoplo, tak jsem to cht\u011bl zap\u00edt pivem…<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak \u017ee mu to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te? Jup\u00edk?<\/td>\n… Ag\u00e1ta<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nem\u00e1\u0161 \u010demu odol\u00e1vat, leda\u017ee by mi n\u011bco uniklo…<\/td>\n… sleeping mouse Gogina<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Prvn\u00ed jdou ti, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st bechera<\/td>\n… V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My bychom si dali k t\u011bm brambor\u00e1m m\u00e1slo!<\/td>\n… kolektiv versus kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1v\u00e1m cibuli…<\/td>\n… Ag\u00e1ta<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hele, Mimo, ty bys mohl vyu\u010dovat na FAMU! Mysl\u00ed\u0161 opilstv\u00ed?<\/td>\n… Mimo po x pivech<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Good Luck Mr. Gorski<\/td>\n… M\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edhoda z U.S.A.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee m\u00e1me stejn\u00fd boty?<\/td>\n… Mimo u ohn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vevejsk\u00fd p\u0159eklad slova „horror“ – HOJJOJ<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…ono to m\u00e1slo bylo…<\/td>\n… p\u0159izn\u00e1n\u00ed kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mezi R \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 J (aneb vysv\u011btlen\u00ed z\u00e1kladu vevej\u0161tiny…)<\/td>\n… Ag\u00e1ta<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2003 – Jedn\u00edm skokem cel\u00fdm rokem<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Zkurven\u00fd ne\u0161tovice<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
H\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed detektivn\u00edch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f:<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Byl to stroj?<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne.<\/td>\n…Parda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Byl to l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00fd stroj?<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To u\u017e jsem tak dlouho nezam\u011bstnanej?<\/td>\n\u2026Gillet p\u0159i sc\u00e9nk\u00e1ch s L\u00e9\u0148ou<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nezbyla je\u0161t\u011b ta hov\u011bz\u00ed pol\u00edvka?<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Malinko, ale ud\u011blali z n\u00ed hrachovou.<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jo, vyndali kr\u00e1vu a dali do n\u00ed hr\u00e1ch.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty pono\u017eky si neber.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K\u00fdv\u00e1 \u2026<\/td>\n… Zdenda Zdr\u00e1hal z Dvora Kr.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty pono\u017eky si fakt neber.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K\u00fdv\u00e1 \u2026<\/td>\n… Zdenda Zdr\u00e1hal z Dvora Kr.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No neber!<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 jsem si je oto\u010dil.<\/td>\n… Zdenda Zdr\u00e1hal z Dvora Kr.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co znamen\u00e1 FISKARS – Finsk\u00e1 sekyra, rychle spot\u0159ebovat<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To jsem zv\u011bdavej, jak to bude d\u011blat. Tak mi t\u0159eba \u0159ekni barvu na \u201eF“.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ajo, fialov\u00e1.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Major tady na t\u00e1bo\u0159e otravoval nejd\u0159\u00edv jako velk\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b \u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Jarmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u2026a pak jako mal\u00fd instruktor.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u0159i instrukt\u00e1\u017ei prvn\u00ed pomoci:<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak, co kdy\u017e si useknou t\u0159eba nohu?<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak to bych je tam u\u017e rad\u0161i nechala le\u017eet.<\/td>\n\u2026M\u00e1\u0161a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A jak vypad\u00e1 ta Ilona, co se u\u010d\u00ed elfsky? Vysok\u00e1, huben\u00e1, \u0161pi\u010dat\u00fd u\u0161i, chlupat\u00fd chodidla a zn\u00e1 se s Gandalfem.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mimo um\u00fdval po ob\u011bd\u011b tal\u00ed\u0159e\u2026:<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vyndali jsme tal\u00ed\u0159e a vylili z nich vodu.<\/td>\n\u2026kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A vy m\u00e1te ve sk\u0159\u00edni vodu??<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To ti zase ruplo v pantu?<\/td>\n\u2026Jarlmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, to se mi rozjel poklopec.<\/td>\n\u2026Lucas<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My jsme nikdy nebyli moc dob\u0159\u00ed kamar\u00e1di, my jsme dob\u0159\u00ed herci.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo o Majorovi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1m n\u011bco v oku.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak mu tam nasypem s\u016fl a on to vybre\u010d\u00ed.<\/td>\n\u2026M\u00e1\u0161a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u00edte, kdo to byl Charlie Chaplin?<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Komik, n\u011bmej.<\/td>\n\u2026Mrkvas<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed detektivn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh. Ona si oholila obo\u010d\u00ed a z n\u011bj si pak d\u011blali srandu.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pavl\u00ednko, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 sem taky n\u011bco hodit?<\/td>\n\u2026Jarmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Leda tak masem.<\/td>\n\u2026Gogina<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hamburger byl dobrej, ale to v\u00ed\u0161. Godhajem kus fl\u00e1koty nenahrad\u00ed\u0161.<\/td>\n\u2026Jarmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak jsem \u010dist\u00e1, vo\u0148av\u00e1.<\/td>\n\u2026Tereza<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hmm, taky po tob\u011b zbyly jen mastn\u00fd voka.<\/td>\n\u2026Gogina<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
H\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed mimick\u00e9ho v\u00fdkladu \u201eMrtv\u00ed prd v\u00ed“: Rad\u0161i si prdne, ne\u017e aby n\u011bco ud\u011blal.<\/td>\n\u2026mal\u00fd Pavl\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sestra se roze\u0161la a j\u00e1 jsem spadnul.<\/td>\n\u2026Lucas o ryt\u00ed\u0159sk\u00e9m turnaji<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na m\u011b je to moc statick\u00fd. Dobrou.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo p\u0159i sledov\u00e1n\u00ed no\u010dn\u00ed oblohy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On tady byl n\u011bjakej bezdomovec.<\/td>\n\u2026Teplou\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 bych s tebou klidn\u011b chodila, kdybys nebyl tak pihatej.<\/td>\n\u2026Rejlovka o Majorovi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u011bsto na \u201eA“ – A\u017e<\/td>\n\u2026Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2004 – O poklad kapit\u00e1na Flinta<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ty HEDO!<\/td>\n… toho roku nejstra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed nad\u00e1vka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vymo\u010dte hochy od bob\u0159\u00ed \u0159eky…<\/td>\n… JarmilC \/ Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(p\u016fvodn\u011b to bylo Mimo \u010dte Hochy od bob\u0159\u00ed \u0159eky)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eva se mus\u00ed v hrob\u011b obracet…<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e9, kakao jsem rok nem\u011bl…<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… a rok m\u00edt nebudu<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sm\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed se mu\u0161omrd je mrtv\u00fd…<\/td>\n… d\u011bti<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(v\u00fdsledek tich\u00e9 po\u0161ty „Sm\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed se mu\u017e je mrtv\u00fd“)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mimo, poj\u010f, odneseme Lence vodu…<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… plodovou<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1\u0161 obr\u00e1cen\u011b sluch\u00e1tka…<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… no p\u016fjdou ti p\u00edsni\u010dky pozp\u00e1tku<\/td>\n… Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V t\u00e1bo\u0159e nikdo nebyl, jen dva lidi spali na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed…<\/td>\n… pan P\u00e1cha<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2005 – Egypt \u2013 Kleopatra, kr\u00e1lovna kr\u00e1l\u016f<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Tak vid\u00edte, probl\u00e9m byla jen n\u00edzk\u00e1 hladina<\/td>\n… mluv\u00edc\u00ed otv\u00edr\u00e1k na pivo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 nechci um\u0159\u00edt bez t\u00e1ty<\/td>\n… Ane\u017eka p\u0159i no\u010dn\u00ed honb\u011b mumie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lep\u0161\u00ed bejt 1000x trapnej ne\u017e jednou unavenej<\/td>\n… v\u0161eobecn\u00e1 hl\u00e1\u0161ka, autor kolektivn\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bylo tam zrcadlo?<\/td>\n… Mimo za k\u0159i\u017eovatkou se zrcadlem<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jo vono je to vynd\u00e1vac\u00ed …<\/td>\n… Mimo po rozlomen\u00ed Yankeeho \u010delovky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nemaluj \u010delovku na ze\u010f<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vagin\u00e1rn\u00ed kr\u00e9m pro babi\u010dku<\/td>\n… Major (no fuj)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1\u0161 to upatlan\u00fd od sal\u00e1mu …<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… aspo\u0148 je vid\u011bt, \u017ee se m\u00e1m dob\u0159e<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdo jsi se v prosinci narodil, povsta\u0148 …<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
narodil se Kristus p\u00e1n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jestlipak tady jsou kuli\u010dky ?<\/td>\n… JarmilC zv\u011bdav\u011b p\u0159i no\u010dn\u00ed st\u00ednoh\u0159e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nejsou… (ale m\u011bly b\u00fdt)<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
U\u017e ode\u0161ly? (d\u011bti st\u00e1le v divadle)<\/td>\n… Martina<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vemte si kost\u00fdmy, za hodinu se budeme fotit…<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…v\u00e1m d\u00e1m kost\u00fdmy a\u017e pozd\u011bji, zhruba tak za hodinu<\/td>\n… Jarmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mrt\u011b hust\u011b nasp\u00eddovan\u00fd<\/td>\n… c\u00e1corky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je to kolektivn\u00ed z\u00e1hada …<\/td>\n… d\u011bti<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Von je chytrej, ale pam\u011b\u0165 m\u00e1 blbou<\/td>\n… Elfka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
BLISRA<\/td>\n… zlomysln\u00e9 faraonovo proklet\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hod\u00edme Libora do vody …<\/td>\n… kolektiv<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kam \u0161el Cermo\u0161?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pro kladivo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Takhle hust\u011b jsme to nemysleli<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kolik je POSEL zkou\u0161ek ?<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dv\u011b.<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak\u017ee \u010dty\u0159i.<\/td>\n… MImo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kolik v\u00e1s je ?<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
12 + 3<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Libore, kolik je v\u00e1s ?<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jsme kompletn\u00ed …<\/td>\n… Libor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2006 – Indi\u00e1ni<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ale je tady p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b…<\/td>\n… kdokoli nad\u0161en\u00fd z kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho v\u0161eho<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…ale jo, ale…<\/td>\n… Mimo ( jako v\u017edy skeptick\u00fd )<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u011bna je jako…dort…smetana…\u0161leha\u010dka<\/td>\n… MRM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 m\u00e1m o\u0161klivce r\u00e1d…<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My mus\u00edme je\u017e\u00ed\u0161marj\u00e1 topit !<\/td>\n… kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To nev\u00ed\u0161, ale j\u00e1 jsem lidov\u00fd l\u00e9\u010ditel…<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… mo\u017en\u00e1 tak lihov\u00fd<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vi\u010f, \u017ee Major vypad\u00e1 jako kasi\u010dka ?<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pros\u00edm tebe, j\u00e1 to m\u00e1m nakoukan\u00fd z Ordinace<\/td>\n…Mimo ( reakce na t\u00e9ma: porod )<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Neberte si ty pl\u00e1\u0161t\u011bnky!!!<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kde to potom budeme su\u0161it…<\/td>\n(Na Prorubk\u00e1ch ! Ch\u00e1pete to?? )<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dobr\u00e1 stoli\u010dka za 8 t\u00e1c\u016f…<\/td>\n… Mimo o nov\u00e9 elektrocentr\u00e1le<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hele, v\u00edte, \u017ee v tom je benz\u00edn?<\/td>\n… Yankee o popeln\u00edku na elektrocentr\u00e1le<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kari v noci nesmrd\u00ed, my to vyp\u00edn\u00e1me…<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nezd\u00e1 se v\u00e1m, \u017ee DF m\u00e1 velkou hlavu ?<\/td>\n… Jarmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…rozhodn\u011b ji m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e zadek!<\/td>\n… V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Budete vypou\u0161t\u011bt d\u011bti…<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… a zase je napou\u0161t\u011bt<\/td>\n… Pep\u00edno<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jste u\u017e moc unaven\u00ed ?<\/td>\n… JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 bych vydr\u017eel je\u0161t\u011b 14 dn\u00ed.<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b 14 minut…<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
By mne zaj\u00edmalo, co tu ten Telecom dnes r\u00e1no d\u011blal…<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… asi n\u011bjak\u00fd d\u00e1lkov\u00fd kabel…Praha-Ostrava…<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
… p\u0159es Prorubky ?<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pro rohl\u00edky \u0161li wag\u00f3\u0148\u00e1ci…<\/td>\n… v\u0161eobecn\u00fd stav v 7h r\u00e1no :o)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1m tady indi\u00e1nsk\u00e9 noviny, kter\u00e9 jsou moje, ale p\u016fj\u010d\u00edm v\u00e1m je na p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed<\/td>\n… Honza Abrah\u00e1m (m\u011bl 7 jablek…)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2007 – Asterix a Obelix \u2013 ztracen\u00fd n\u00e1poj Gal\u016f<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Hezk\u00fd, \u0160t\u011bp\u00e1nku…<\/td>\n… nutno \u0159\u00edct po ka\u017ed\u00e9m \u0159\u00edhnut\u00ed, jako u Mima doma (s mal\u00fdm synkem)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne\u010di\u0148 druh\u00fdm to, co nechce\u0161 aby druz\u00ed \u010dinili tob\u011b…<\/td>\n… co dodat<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Teplej bonz, dobrej bonz…<\/td>\n… smutn\u00e1 pravda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u2026a otv\u00edrej a vyhr\u00e1vej\u2026<\/td>\n… ale pozor na datum ukon\u010den\u00ed sout\u011b\u017ee !<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jakou ty m\u00e1\u0161 anom\u00e1lii? …<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 jsem g\u00e9nius …<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
KAL\u00cdME !!!<\/td>\n… B\u00e1ra (a ostatn\u00ed)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Humor – ha!<\/td>\n…Mimo ( a pan \u010ctvrtn\u00ed\u010dek)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
D\u011bcka, pozorte!<\/td>\n… Mimo (a reklama)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jehn\u011b, hn\u011b, hn\u011b  <\/td>\n… Mimo a B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Moucha, cha, cha <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2008 – Z\u00e1hada proklet\u00ed rodu Werttimore<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Nev\u011b\u0159te nikomu, kdo m\u00e1 modr\u00e9 ruce…<\/td>\n…kolektivn\u00ed pravda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To si d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 sprandu…<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To si d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 Jar\u010du. Ze shora…<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u017dere, ohe\u0148, \u017eere…<\/td>\n…Honza Havel na hl\u00eddce<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
T\u0159i pitomci v \u010derven\u00e9m a jedna norm\u00e1ln\u00ed blond\u00fdna…<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To si d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 pivo. S p\u011bnou…<\/td>\n…se d\u00e1 aplikovat na cokoli<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak po\u0161li Pe\u0165ku…<\/td>\n…MRM chce don\u00e9st pivo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To by \u0161lo. No to by ne\u0161lo!…<\/td>\n…Pep\u00edno<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dost dosti…<\/td>\n…konstatov\u00e1n\u00ed situace<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee \u0161ije\u0161 tren\u00fdrky u stejn\u00e9ho \u0161evce…<\/td>\n…Yankee Cermo\u0161ovi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Brou\u010dku, dobrou noc…<\/td>\n…\u00favaha JarmilC o K\u00e1jinovi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 leda tak plas\u0165\u00e1ku…<\/td>\n…situace znal\u00fd Cermo\u0161<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je to takov\u00fd jouda, \u017ee kdybys v encyklopedii hledal heslo“jouda“, najde\u0161 u toho jeho fotku<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2009 – Indiana Jones \u2013 T\u0159i ztracen\u00e9 masky<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Tahle \u0161pind\u00edra je na\u0161e zdravotnice…<\/td>\n…JarmilC d\u00e1m\u00e1m z hygieny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nech\u00e1m si n\u011bco naimplantovat pod k\u016f\u017ei…<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…mysl\u00ed\u0161 mozek?<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 si d\u00e1m bylinkov\u00fd \u010daj… …(rostlinn\u00e9 proj\u00edmadlo)<\/td>\n…Adamix<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1m tu v\u0161ude plno brouk\u016f, i ve spac\u00e1ku, ani nejdou zab\u00edt.<\/td>\n…Danny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak vymyslete je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkoho dal\u0161\u00edho, n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e n\u011bm\u00e9ho…<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…t\u0159eba \u017ee nem\u00e1 jazyk<\/td>\n…Eli\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co je to za papou\u0161ka?<\/td>\n…d\u011bti na egyptskou masku Jarmil\u0160<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jedeme na v\u00fdlet, vst\u00e1v\u00e1me v sedm, odjezd v dev\u011bt, kdy\u017e s sebou hod\u00edme, tak m\u00e1me v osm hotovo…<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…a m\u016f\u017eeme si j\u00edt je\u0161t\u011b lehnout<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vyjmenuj ledov\u00e9 mu\u017ee…<\/td>\n…ot\u00e1zka ze hry<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…Yetti<\/td>\n…Eli\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Maj\u00ed mu\u017ei menstruaci?…<\/td>\n…hra Ot\u00e1zky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1 ho Major v kalhot\u00e1ch a \u017eere d\u0159evo…(popis slova „bobr“ p\u0159i h\u0159e)<\/td>\n…Lucka SJT<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ale hovno…<\/td>\n…v\u00fdrazy n\u011bkter\u00fdch na\u0161ich t\u00e1borov\u00fdch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dr\u017e kubu \u010d\u00ed\u010do…<\/td>\n   teenager\u016f<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2010 – Poklad Templ\u00e1\u0159\u016f \u2013 ryt\u00ed\u0159sk\u00e1 \u010dest<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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„A\u017e je Major dod\u00e1“\u2026 ANEB … n\u011bkde jsme je n\u011bjak tro\u0161ku za\u0161antro\u010dili…<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2011 – V zajet\u00ed stroje \u010dasu<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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B\u011b\u017e se domluvit s panem P\u00e1chou.<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 neum\u00edm jejich \u0159e\u010d…<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My\u0161i u\u017e n\u00e1m prokousaly pytel s rohl\u00edky…<\/td>\n…V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Za b\u00edl\u00e9ho dne?<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ony nehl\u00e1sily, kdy budou chodit…<\/td>\n…V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Majorus Erektus<\/td>\n…druh pra\u010dlov\u011bka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak zem\u0159el Jakub Jan Ryba? Um\u0159el.<\/td>\n…kv\u00edzov\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 b\u011bh\u00e1m orienta\u010dn\u00ed b\u011bh.<\/td>\n…t\u00e1bornice<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A v jak\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b?<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V lese. Ve m\u011bst\u011b mi to nejde, se mi pletou bar\u00e1ky.<\/td>\n…t\u00e1bornice<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Propil se od IQ \u017eeny.<\/td>\n…p\u0159i hran\u00ed v\u011bdomostn\u00edch her<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…ta s t\u00edm poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdm zadkem!<\/td>\n…\u00cdra p\u0159i v\u011bdomostn\u00ed h\u0159e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jenifer Lopez! (a v\u0161echny \u017eensk\u00fd to hned v\u011bd\u011bly)<\/td>\n…p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 p\u0159i h\u0159e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dva brat\u0159i…<\/td>\n…ot\u00e1zka ze hry<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ain a K\u00e1bel.<\/td>\n…\u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Moje karimatka…kdo mi ji poni\u010dil? M\u00e1m k n\u00ed citov\u00fd vztah!<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vi\u010f, kolik citu jsi na n\u00ed pro\u017eil…<\/td>\n…Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Toho uzen\u00e9ho je n\u011bjak moc, ne?<\/td>\n…\u00cdra v kuchyni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nakr\u00e1jej v\u0161echno, do zbytk\u016f nic ned\u00e1me i kdyby padaly traka\u010de !!!<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co\u017ee? YDYKSEB je pozp\u00e1tku Beskydy? Aha…<\/td>\n…p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed mnoh\u00fdch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tahle \u010dern\u00e1 plenta je br\u00e1na? Tam chod\u00edm v noci \u010d\u016frat…<\/td>\n…na\u0161e V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do Prorubek jedeme \u010dist\u00ed jako lilie…<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…a dom\u016f \u0161pinav\u00ed jako prasata.<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak co, to byl asi tv\u016fj nejhor\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek na t\u00e1bo\u0159e, vi\u010f?<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, nejhor\u0161\u00ed v cel\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b.<\/td>\n…Ton\u00edk (zasekl se na lan\u011b)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1te tady n\u011bjak\u00e9 teplo.<\/td>\n…brazilsk\u00e1 tane\u010dnice B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u017edy\u0165 jsme u V\u00e1s!<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady se n\u011bco st\u00e1t v noci u KARI, tak nen\u00ed, kdo by tam b\u011b\u017eel…<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…bysme si st\u0159\u00edhali.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co to pije\u0161?<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kiwi \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ses dal na pok\u00e1n\u00ed?<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sp\u00ed\u0161 na pokak\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2012 – Vesm\u00edrn\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Kdy\u017e by se t\u0159eba o mne ot\u0159el<\/td>\n… \u00cdra (debata o bobrech)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No, d\u011blali si prdel, ale j\u00e1 taky<\/td>\n… Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dobrou, pod pe\u0159inu s kokondou<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak dlouho jezdil do Prorubek, a\u017e se ucho utrhlo<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nedr\u00e1\u017ed\u011bte hada bosou nohou, nato\u017e For\u0161\u00e1kem<\/td>\n… \u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kde berou tu energii?<\/td>\n… po p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed se vedouc\u00ed plou\u017e\u00ed jako st\u00edny,     d\u011bti pln\u00e9 energie sk\u00e1\u010dou na trampol\u00edn\u011b.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ony ji vys\u00e1vaj\u00ed z n\u00e1s.<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vrabec se srazil s knedl\u00edkem a spadnul do zel\u00ed.<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lep\u0161\u00ed vrabec v Ma\u0159ence, ne\u017e rizoto v t\u00e1bo\u0159e<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e9, Lenko, to je p\u011bknej prst\u00fdnek!<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To jsem dostala k narozenin\u00e1m.<\/td>\n… Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak\u017ee to je staro\u017eitnost.<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To je v\u016fl!<\/td>\n… V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vole \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed jenom o\u0161kliv\u00fd kluci a holky.<\/td>\n… d\u00edt\u011b pobl\u00ed\u017e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u0159ij\u00edt s Majorem do styku smrd\u00ed pr\u016fserem.<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I kdy\u017e bude\u0161 navon\u011bn\u00e1.<\/td>\n… Lucka Jejlovka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
310L – 3 motory, 1 m\u016fstek, 0 inteligentn\u00edch admir\u00e1l\u016f<\/td>\n… vysv\u011btlen\u00ed ozna\u010den\u00ed vesm\u00edrn\u00e9 lodi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je lechtiv\u00e9 jak kde a jak kdy.<\/td>\n… Lucka SJT<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
T\u00e1ta je schopnej to slepit izola\u010dkou<\/td>\n…Pavl\u00edna Jejlovka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(pokyny jak m\u00e1 vypadat rodinn\u00e1 skluzavka pro Old\u00ed\u010dka)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jedni\u010dka a to velk\u00fdm s t\u00edm dol\u016f<\/td>\n…mal\u00e1 K\u00e1ja popisuje \u010d\u00edslo 19<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zasouv\u00e1m do \u0160tefi (palubn\u00ed vesm\u00edrn\u00fd po\u010d\u00edta\u010d)<\/td>\n… admir\u00e1l Lukomir Pivo\u0161\u010denko\/Pivo\u0161\u010do\u010dkin<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2013 – Tajemstv\u00ed Afriky<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Komu smrd\u00ed rum, tomu smrd\u00ed Prorubky<\/td>\n… Petr H.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kde je ta Evi\u010dka? J\u00e1 j\u00ed tu p\u0159ed\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m a ona je v pr…<\/td>\n.. JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak mu to n\u011bjak po chlapsku vysv\u011btli…<\/td>\n… V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u011bru\u0161ka ti vzkazuje…<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 ti nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm. Od tebe si vezmu leda tak rum, t\u00edm mne nenap\u00e1l\u00ed\u0161 !<\/td>\n… L\u00e9\u0148a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
U\u017e m\u016f\u017ee\u0161. Tv\u016fj jisti\u010d si pr\u00e1v\u011b zap\u00e1lil.<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Major je borec !<\/td>\n… Filip H.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…ale je to magor.<\/td>\n… Pavel P.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…jezd\u00edme na ty\u010di, proto\u017ee hasi\u010di…<\/td>\n… p\u00edse\u0148 o B\u00e1\u0159e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nen\u00ed nad poctivou sv\u00ed\u010dkovou<\/td>\n… B\u00e1ra si p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed \u010desne\u010dku<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co to tady hergot… !!!<\/td>\n… v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 po\u0159ekadlo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cerstv\u00fd jako jarn\u00ed sal\u00e1tek.<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hele, d\u00e1 mi n\u011bkdo vys\u00edla\u010dku?<\/td>\n… \u0160t\u011bp\u00e1n v pun\u010doch\u00e1ch a \u010depici p\u0159ed no\u010dn\u00ed hrou<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hrajeme na Afriku.<\/td>\n… odpov\u011b\u010f na dotaz<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak to neum\u00edm.<\/td>\n… Martin N.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2014 – Dobrodruzi od Zlat\u00e9 \u0159eky<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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J\u00e1 bych r\u00e1d podotknul<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
4 stejn\u00ed kluci a dva z nich se jmenujou Ondra<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
L\u00edn\u00e1 huba hul\u00ed ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdo je pomalej, je mrtvej<\/td>\n… pravidlo pro p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
E-li\u0161ka<\/td>\n… ply\u0161ov\u00e1 t\u00e1borov\u00e1 ut\u011b\u0161itelka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nebo\u017et\u00edka se\u017erali vlci a vlky se\u017erali medv\u011bdi<\/td>\n… z\u00e1kony p\u0159\u00edrody<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hra, kdo prvn\u00ed najde parte<\/td>\n… Eva + Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hloubku nutno rozm\u011b\u0159it<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Majore, uk\u00e1zals jim ho? Ne, to se sm\u00e1li Mimovi.<\/td>\n… p\u0159i hygien\u011b d\u011bt\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My jsme se s Luckou vyspali…<\/td>\n… Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On u\u017e to m\u011bl v\u010dera zav\u00e1zan\u00fd<\/td>\n… B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u0159i\u0161la jsem k doktorce pro potvrzen\u00ed a ona dokonce cht\u011bla vid\u011bt d\u011bti!<\/td>\n…Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edkat HAF? Ne, jenom \u0161t\u011bkat.<\/td>\n… pravidla p\u0159i h\u0159e TAJMZAP<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zeleninu nem\u00e1me, mus\u00edme \u017er\u00e1t sal\u00e1m<\/td>\n… M\u00e1\u0161a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hladovka, to se blb\u011b kontroluje…<\/td>\n… Johny Havel<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bylo n\u00e1m asi 4.t\u0159\u00edda<\/td>\n… Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pi\u010daj !!<\/td>\n… povzbuzovac\u00ed pok\u0159ik<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je to trochu kros.<\/td>\n…varov\u00e1n\u00ed domorodce<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Byl jsem u letectva…<\/td>\n… Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak\u017ee mari\u0148\u00e1k.<\/td>\n… Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A ty \u010d\u00edsla jste si vymysleli?<\/td>\n… \u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, to chod\u00ed samo.<\/td>\n… kolektiv p\u0159i h\u0159e Mach\u00e1\u010dek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zapomn\u011bla jsem, \u017ee mi u\u017e nen\u00ed 25. Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Uva\u0159te si.<\/td>\n… V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zejtra tady budem kopat jako Telecom za starejch \u010das\u016f.<\/td>\n… Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No… pro v\u00e1s bych to zvl\u00e1dla. Pro d\u011bti ne.<\/td>\n… Majda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ob\u00e1v\u00e1m se, \u017ee \u201eCesta\u201c bude moje \u201eObluda\u201c.<\/td>\n… Terka Oslo\u0148<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 u\u017e nejsem popelnice, j\u00e1 jsem kontejner.<\/td>\n… B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dotykov\u00fd mobil, ten se nehlad\u00ed, ale ma\u010dk\u00e1.<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdyby ti balila maminka, tak t\u011bch ko\u0161il m\u00e1\u0161 v\u00edc.<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bu\u010f se evakujete, nebo ne… K\u00e1men, n\u016f\u017eky, pap\u00edr.<\/td>\n… autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
eMP\u00e9\u010dko – jako Penny Market, eFK\u00e1\u010dko jako Kaufland, eST\u00e9\u010dko jako Tesco, b\u00c9\u00c1\u010dko jako Albert, L\u00eddl jako d\u00c9Elko, Makro jako KIEM, K\u016eP jako Puk – proto\u017ee je to cool.<\/td>\n… Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Prorubsk\u00e1 b\u0159ezost. (= pln\u00e1 b\u0159icha)<\/td>\n… v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 konstatov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2015 – Bo\u017esk\u00e9 pr\u00e1zdniny aneb Bohov\u00e9 nejsou v\u017edy \u0161\u00edlen\u00ed (?)<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Bo\u017esk\u00e1 du\u017eina<\/td>\n\u2026kolektivn\u00ed osloven\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
S p\u00e1nem Diem<\/td>\n\u2026kolektivn\u00ed pozdraven\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Crosstusky (mo\u017en\u00e1 ps\u00e1no Krosstusky)<\/td>\n\u2026bo\u017esk\u00e1 obuv<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Panoramixi, podej kapesn\u00ed\u010dek Asterixovi<\/td>\n\u2026kolektiv bo\u017esk\u00e9 du\u017einy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cht\u011bl jsem se zasebevra\u017edit, m\u00edsto toho jsem se do sebe v\u00edc zamiloval<\/td>\n\u2026\u00c9ros-Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 to teda nech\u00e1pu.<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra p\u0159i vysv\u011btlen\u00ed hry<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nevad\u00ed, bude\u0161 monitor.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mod\u0159eplavci<\/td>\n\u2026nepou\u017eit\u00fd n\u00e1zev Mimovi du\u017einy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak to nen\u00ed, Miky, ten m\u00e1 vocas jako j\u00e1 p\u0159edlokt\u00ed<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a po spat\u0159en\u00ed my\u0161i (?)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I kdy\u017e byl mr\u00e1z, tak jste spali venku<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zbyl\u00fd ru\u010dn\u00edky a plavky po\u0161leme d\u011btem do Afriky<\/td>\n\u2026Major po koup\u00e1n\u00ed d\u011bt\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na co jim to tam bude, kdy\u017e tam stejn\u011b nemaj\u00ed vodu?<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a Martin<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak a\u0165 si norm\u00e1ln\u00ed z\u00e1chod p\u0159iveze, j\u00e1 jsem taky p\u0159ijel a postavil jsem si koupelnu<\/td>\n\u2026Petr Holan o Davidovi M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nevykukuje mi tady n\u011bco?<\/td>\n\u2026JendaP H\u00e1des p\u0159i obl\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jako n\u011bjakej had?<\/td>\n\u2026 Ane\u017eka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kuba m\u00e1 \u00c1D\u00c9H\u00c1DES<\/td>\n\u2026JendaP<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Blb\u011b vid\u00edm, dob\u0159e sly\u0161\u00edm<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jestli se tady \u00cdra s Ag\u00e1tou v kuchyni sejdou, konkurence bude velk\u00e1<\/td>\n\u2026Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 jsem ji nikdy nevid\u011bla, ale m\u00e1m ji hrozn\u011b r\u00e1da<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u00edte co, m\u00e1te velkou kliku, \u017ee jsem tady<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2016 \u2013 Filmov\u00e9 l\u00e9to <\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Intimn\u00ed chvilka<\/td>\n\u2026t\u00e1borov\u00e9 sezen\u00ed s d\u011btmi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je to tu super, u\u017e jenom t\u0159i dny a pojedeme dom\u016f<\/td>\n\u2026d\u011bt\u00ed p\u00ed\u0161\u00ed z t\u00e1bora<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mikymauz !<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo \u2013 celot\u00e1borov\u00e9 pod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K\u00f3\u0165a mlad\u0161\u00ed \u0161el \u010d\u016frat k lesu a najednou nebyl<\/td>\n\u2026Evik o maskovan\u00e9m d\u00edt\u011bti<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u016fj prvn\u00ed t\u00e1bor byl 1993<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty vogo, to jsme je\u0161t\u011b ani ne\u017eili<\/td>\n\u2026Majda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kde je oslavenec?<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nev\u00edm, je d\u016fle\u017eitej?<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Z\u00edskal jsem novou k\u00e1mo\u0161ku S\u00e1rinku a ztratil jsem kamar\u00e1da Luk\u00e1\u0161ka<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo\u0148 Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Evi\u010dka by mohla b\u00fdt Rambo<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdy\u017e j\u00e1 jsem Rocky<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u2026\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1ch\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Von ti n\u011bkdo \u0161l\u00e1pnul na nohu, K\u00f3\u0165o?<\/td>\n\u2026Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pan\u00ed \u00cd. (anonymn\u00ed osloven\u00ed nejmenovan\u00e9 kucha\u0159ky)<\/td>\n\u2026nejmenovan\u00fd TV redaktor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdo m\u00e1 z\u00edtra slu\u017ebu?<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdo m\u00e1, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, zejtra tu zk\u2026.. slu\u017ebu?<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pi\u010dupi\u010d (nov\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed tekut\u00e9ho ko\u0159en\u00ed do pol\u00e9vek)<\/td>\n\u2026Majda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dostala jsem lahv\u00ed do oka (vysv\u011btlen\u00ed: p\u0159i h\u0159e pr\u00e1zdnou PETkou)<\/td>\n\u2026M\u00ed\u0161a B. p\u00ed\u0161e dom\u016f<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pan Vejdr<\/td>\n\u2026famili\u00e1rn\u00ed ozna\u010den\u00ed Darth Vadera<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bor\u016fvkov\u00fd kol\u00e1\u010d lev\u00fdm h\u00e1kem<\/td>\n\u2026Rocky Major p\u0159i sn\u00eddani do stanu<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak tady hod\u00edme deku<\/td>\n\u2026autor nezn\u00e1m\u00fd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty sj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed\u0161 str\u00e1nky asi tak jako dneska a zejtra!<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To je vono!<\/td>\n\u2026hl\u00e1\u0161ka d\u011bt\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pane mistr, m\u016f\u017eeme se rozpo\u010d\u00edtat, raz, dva, t\u0159i, a vy p\u016fjdete<\/td>\n\u2026Major na Petra H.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u00ed\u0161eme pohledy, proto\u017ee mus\u00edme<\/td>\n\u2026d\u011bti<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je to tu super, u\u017e jen 3 dny\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026odposlechnuto p\u0159i psan\u00ed pohled\u016f<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 myslel, \u017ee jsi \u0161el sp\u00e1t..?<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne.<\/td>\n\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak kdo mi to na KARI \u0159\u00edkal \u201eDobrou?\u201c<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bodov\u00e1n\u00ed stan\u016f dopadlo dob\u0159e. Museli jsme sp\u00e1lit jen dva stany.<\/td>\n\u2026bodova\u010d stan\u016f<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 tu sp\u00edm bez probl\u00e9m\u016f \u2013 m\u00e1m to pod p\u011bt minut.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Holky si vzaly s sebou p\u016fl litr rumu, my si berem litr<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo p\u0159i Pep\u00ednov\u011b oslav\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2017 \u2013 Faraonova pomsta<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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J\u00e1 letos nepiju.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b ne.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pan\u00ed kucha\u0159ko, pro\u010d kr\u00e1j\u00edte knedl\u00edky na zelenin\u011b?<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed z hygieny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Proto\u017ee zeleninu jsem u\u017e nakr\u00e1jela.<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kde m\u00e1\u0161 pytel, vole, na rohl\u00edky.<\/td>\n\u2026ochotn\u00fd peka\u0159 z auta na BJ<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u0159ece ta V\u011bru\u0161ka nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt takov\u00e1 svin\u011b..?<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra p\u0159i \u00faprku trhovky\u0148<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vra\u017e j\u00ed to nad prsa.<\/td>\n\u2026Petr H<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jo, to bude ml\u00edka!<\/td>\n\u2026J\u00e1\u0161a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak co, kluci, nen\u00ed v\u00e1m zima?<\/td>\n\u2026FSM na kontrole hl\u00eddky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V pohod\u011b, akor\u00e1t z tebe t\u00e1hne p\u00edvo.<\/td>\n\u2026hl\u00eddka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Lenka, ta kudrnat\u00e1, pardon, \u010dernovlas\u00e1<\/td>\n\u2026Majda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Telefon!!<\/td>\n\u2026vr\u00e1tila se hygiena (ne\u010dekan\u011b)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jestli je\u0161t\u011b jednou obr\u00e1t\u00edte X, tak v\u00e1m zlom\u00edm ruku.<\/td>\n\u2026Majda p\u0159i h\u0159e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A ten dopis opravdu n\u011bkdo napsal?<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Epesr\u00e1des<\/td>\n\u2026 cokoli (kolektivn\u00ed pravda)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No co, kdy\u017e jste mohli \u017er\u00e1t ten \u0161krob na pr\u00e1dlo<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pro\u010d mus\u00edm m\u00edt za kamar\u00e1da takov\u00fdho Ptaha<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo + Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nejd\u0159\u00edv p\u00edch\u00e1\u0161, potom pln\u00ed\u0161.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jako Karel a ten druhej \u2013 Pavel.<\/td>\n\u2026Pep\u00edno popisuje t\u00e1born\u00edky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Poj\u010f pro p\u00edsmeno, to d\u00e1\u0161!..nebo p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b\u2026p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Majda povzbuzuje p\u0159i h\u0159e<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mn\u011b pivo, j\u00e1 tob\u011b \u010d\u00e1rku.<\/td>\n\u2026Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1me dnes super uklizen\u00fd stan!<\/td>\n\u2026Tom\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A kolik m\u00e1te bod\u016f?<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No j\u00e1 si tam zapomn\u011bl propisku na spac\u00e1ku, tak\u017ee 5.<\/td>\n\u2026Tom\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Moje dieta je v trosk\u00e1ch!<\/td>\n\u2026B\u00e1ra po uzen\u00fdm se \u0161pen\u00e1tem<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u016fj \u017eivot skon\u010dil (na KARI po kr\u00e1de\u017ei ping-pong stolu mumi\u00ed)<\/td>\n\u2026nezn\u00e1m\u00fd t\u00e1born\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161, m\u011b tak po tom rumu p\u00e1l\u00ed \u017e\u00e1ha.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak pro\u010d to pije\u0161?<\/td>\n\u2026B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Proto\u017ee m\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm nep\u00e1lila.<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
S\u00e1hib, sal\u00e1m, samohyb. Olej a sal\u00e1m kup.<\/td>\n\u2026u\u010d\u00edme se Egyptsky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jen to v\u0161echno sn\u011bzte a\u0165 na mne nic nezbude.<\/td>\n\u2026Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mus\u00edm j\u00edt hl\u00eddat to\u010de\u0148\u00e1k.<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bu\u010f v klidu, to\u010de\u0148\u00e1k je vedle kolena v bezpe\u010d\u00ed.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Dopis t\u00e1born\u00edka rodi\u010d\u016fm:<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cau mami a tati. Zdrav\u00edm z t\u00e1bora. Kdy\u017e jsme p\u0159ijeli autobusem tak sme pak \u0161li asi 10 kil\u00e1k\u016f p\u011b\u0161ky. Kdy\u017e jsem vid\u011bl, jak vedouc\u00ed zach\u00e1z\u00ed s t\u011bmi kufry, tak jsem si rad\u011bji ten sv\u016fj vzal sebou. Jsou tady stany, cht\u011bl jsem do nov\u00fdho, ale cht\u011bli za n\u011bj prachy, tak jsem ve star\u00fdm. P\u0159i seznamov\u00e1n\u00ed se n\u00e1m v\u0161ichni p\u0159edstavili, jako prvn\u00ed pan\u00ed, kter\u00e1 se menuje po t\u00fd rej\u017ei, jasm\u00ednov\u00e1. Vlastn\u011b vedouc\u00ed si moc nepamatuju, tak\u017ee kdy\u017e je potk\u00e1m, rad\u0161i kouk\u00e1m jinam. Pak n\u00e1m ukazovali z\u00e1chody a ten jeden vedouc\u00ed, mysl\u00edm \u017ee mu \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed Henk\u00fd, \u0159\u00edkal, abychom si ruce nemyli tam vedla hajzl\u00edk\u016f, ale v umyv\u00e1rk\u00e1ch, ale prej kdy\u017e p\u0159ijede n\u011bjak\u00e1 pan\u00ed v \u010derven\u00fdm aut\u011b a ptala by se n\u00e1s, tak m\u00e1me \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee si ruce mejeme pr\u00e1v\u011b jedin\u011b v t\u00fd n\u00e1dob\u011b. Moc jsem tomu nerozum\u011bl. Ale mo\u017en\u00e1 to \u0159\u00edkal ten druhej vedouc\u00ed, a ten je \u00fapln\u011b taky \u00fapln\u011b jetej a von si je\u0161t\u011b nech\u00e1 \u0159\u00edkat Mimo, tak to sed\u00ed. Ve\u010der m\u011bl b\u00fdt t\u00e1bor\u00e1k. Sed\u011bli jsme okolo ohni\u0161t\u011b a \u010dekali jak trubky a\u017e to n\u011bkdo zap\u00e1l\u00ed a najednou p\u0159i\u0161el ten bl\u00e1zen vedouc\u00ed s kanystrem benz\u00ednu! Kdy\u017e jsem ho vid\u011bl, rad\u0161i jsem si lehl za lavi\u010dku. Dob\u0159e jsem ud\u011blal, proto\u017ee v\u0161echny d\u011bti d\u011bti p\u0159i\u0161ly o vobo\u010d\u00ed. Pak jsme \u0161li do n\u011bjak\u00fdho chr\u00e1mu, kterej byl celej vobalenej do toale\u0165\u00e1ku. Tam sed\u011bli n\u011bjak\u00fd papou\u0161ci a le\u017eela tam mrtvola. No ale jinak je to tady super a to hlavn\u011b kv\u016fli jednomu z t\u011bch vedouc\u00edch. To je fakt frajer, vtipnej, svalnatej, mladej, stra\u0161nej sympa\u0165\u00e1k. \u0158\u00edkaj\u00ed mu Major.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2018 \u2013 Po stop\u00e1ch asijsk\u00e9ho draka<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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A kdo chce j\u00edst jako \u010dlov\u011bk, vezme si h\u016flky!<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mountain Dew to je Epes r\u00e1des na druhou. N\u011bco jako to va\u0161e Diplom\u00e1tico!<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Byla ti zima?<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ano.<\/td>\n\u2026Krist\u00fdna<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak si b\u011b\u017e uklidit!<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 m\u016f\u017eu p\u00edt jen metalov\u00e9 \u010daje. \u010cern\u00e9.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mn\u011b taky zelen\u00fd nejede \u2013 a to jsem folka\u0159!<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 letos jen dva rohl\u00edky denn\u011b. Maxim\u00e1ln\u011b.<\/td>\n\u2026Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak \u0161up do vlaku vy dva. Za chv\u00edli to jede.<\/td>\n\u2026Luk\u00e1\u0161ek na Yankeeho a   <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    PetraH p\u0159i ve\u010derce<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Voj\u00edne, jakto, \u017ee nejste na rozcvi\u010dce?!?!?!?<\/td>\n\u2026poru\u010dice Terka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ano gener\u00e1le, o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1m trest!<\/td>\n\u2026Filip M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 bych cht\u011bl m\u00edt foto s modrou jezern\u00ed v\u00edlou.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak to si k n\u00ed mus\u00ed\u0161 j\u00edt lehnout\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
PI\u010cIKR<\/td>\n\u2026pivn\u00ed \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 krize<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 v\u00e1m napov\u00edm: kdy\u017e jsme v \u010c\u00edn\u011b, tak  k ob\u011bdu bude\u2026?<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
PES!<\/td>\n\u2026d\u011bti<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ten Filip H. je tak hodn\u00fd na ty mal\u00e9 d\u011bti, jak je vod\u00ed do lesa\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No, ale vrac\u00ed se u\u017e bez nich!<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yankee, na trampol\u00edn\u011b je 5 velk\u00fdch a to u\u017e je moc!<\/td>\n\u2026Luk\u00e1\u0161ek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A to mne informuje\u0161 nebo \u017ealuje\u0161?<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 na to dohl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm, kdy\u017e tu nen\u00ed Jarmilka.<\/td>\n\u2026Luk\u00e1\u0161ek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Koho co bol\u00ed?<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak si pamatuje\u0161, m\u011b bol\u00ed palec, jak jsem si ho narazil o p\u00e9ro.<\/td>\n\u2026Luk\u00e1\u0161ek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Koleno \u2013 loket \u2013 koleno \u2013 loket.<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a aneb jak zvl\u00e1dnout    vzdorn\u00e9 teenagery<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pot\u0159ebuji osm siln\u00fdch chlap\u016f na dot\u00e1hnut\u00ed kl\u00e1dy k l\u00e1vce.<\/td>\n\u2026PetrH<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak j\u00e1 ti \u010dty\u0159i se\u017eenu.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A jestli vy star\u0161\u00ed vzbud\u00edte ty mal\u00fd\u2026!<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak v\u00e1m to r\u00e1no vr\u00e1t\u00ed.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Teke Teke<\/td>\n\u2026japonsk\u00e1 \u201e\u017eena z lesa\u201c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 chci, aby t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed u\u010ditelka m\u00e9ho syna byla \u010c…    <\/td>\n\u2026Lenny p\u0159i nep\u0159\u00edstupn\u00e9 p\u00edsni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Galerka jsou K…<\/td>\n\u2026Lenny p\u0159i stejn\u00e9 p\u00edsni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak ty jsi typick\u00e1 \u010c…<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo na \u00cdru p\u0159i stejn\u00e9 p\u00edsni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2019 \u2013 Stolet\u00ed vyn\u00e1lez\u016f<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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D\u00e1 si n\u011bkdo uzen\u00fd b\u016f\u010dek?<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo p\u0159i op\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A ti pt\u00e1ci r\u00e1no, stra\u0161n\u00fd!<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u0158vou?<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u00e9, jak chod\u011bj po st\u0159e\u0161e!<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Buchti\u010dky v prechod\u00f3<\/td>\n\u2026kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Filipe, co si to p\u00ed\u0161e\u0161 do toho sv\u00fdho not\u00fdsku?<\/td>\n\u2026dotaz na Filipa M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u017de Major smrd\u00ed a je trapnej.<\/td>\n\u2026FSM odpov\u00edd\u00e1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vzduchov\u00e1 raketa<\/td>\n\u2026FSM a jeho v\u011bdeck\u00fd pokus<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K\u00e1mo\u0161ka ze stanu\u2026 (d\u00edt\u011b kter\u00e9 zvl\u00e1dlo jeho zkou\u0161ku)<\/td>\n\u2026Filp M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yankee, my vid\u00edme tvoje bobky!<\/td>\n\u2026 S\u00e1rinka a Luk\u00e1\u0161ek pozoruj\u00edce  zezadu d\u011bn\u00ed na Kari<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady toho vypiju tolik, jako za cel\u00fd \u0161koln\u00ed rok ne!<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed \u00cd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Disco ty\u010dka<\/td>\n\u2026 Lenny ve sv\u00e9m flitrov\u00e9m oble\u010dku<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady jsou v\u0161echny patky se\u017eran\u00fd a\u017e do p\u016fl chleba.<\/td>\n\u2026kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nepila jsem nic v pond\u011bl\u00ed, v \u00fater\u00fd a od st\u0159edy si nic nepamatuju.<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed \u00cd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Toncek a Filcek<\/td>\n\u2026t\u00e1borov\u00e1 dvojka vedouc\u00edch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty vole, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m vlastiv\u011bdu a nev\u00edm kde!!<\/td>\n\u2026\u00cdra po brut\u00e1ln\u00edm probuzen\u00ed \u2013 ukon\u010den\u00ed poledn\u00edho klidu – zvonem<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2020 \u2013 Z\u00e1hada prorubsk\u00e9ho hlavolamu <\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Major \u2013 u\u017e to pi\u0161!<\/td>\n\u2026B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nevid\u011bl n\u011bkdo m\u016fj n\u016f\u017e?<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady m\u00e1te ka\u017ed\u00fd sv\u016fj kal\u00ed\u0161ek.<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A nem\u016f\u017eeme m\u00edt ka\u017ed\u00fd svoji l\u00e1hev?<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u00e1t\u00fd japonsk\u00fd ostrov?<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed \u00cd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u0160\u00f3d\u00f3<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dnes zaka!<\/td>\n\u2026Terka + B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Super, d\u00e1m si celou Pepsi a budu \u010dum\u011bt do p\u011bti do zdi.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u00edm heslo, ale m\u00e1\u0161 to rozbit\u00e9, nejde to otev\u0159\u00edt.<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed \u00cd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dnes od v\u00e1s, vedouc\u00edch, nebudu nic cht\u00edt.<\/td>\n\u2026Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A d\u011bti maj\u00ed v Modr\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b taky \u201ep\u0159ijat\u00fd hovor\u201c ?<\/td>\n\u2026 pan\u00ed \u00cd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, maj\u00ed tam n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho.<\/td>\n\u2026Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A nem\u011bla by m\u00edt \u00cdra taky d\u011btsk\u00fd Mod\u00fd \u017eivot?<\/td>\n\u2026V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co n\u00e1m\u011bs\u00ed\u010d\u0148an, nepotkali jste ho n\u011bkdo?<\/td>\n\u2026JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 ho potkat, tak u\u017e tady nejsem!<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdo tu u\u017e vzal to uzen\u00fd?!?<\/td>\n\u2026 Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Peky.<\/td>\n\u2026Filip M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 si mo\u017en\u00e1 vzal, ale je\u0161t\u011b uj\u00edm.<\/td>\n\u2026Peky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zkou\u0161ku maj\u00ed: Kimi, Tim\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Eva<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u2026 Ir, Sen<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kub\u00edku, p\u0159\u00edsahej na posv\u00e1tnou l\u00e1hev!<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m!!<\/td>\n\u2026Kub\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 jsem si dnes omylem poslala m\u016fj Modr\u00fd \u017eivot dom\u016f po po\u0161\u0165\u00e1kovi. M\u011bla jsem tam naps\u00e1no \u00cdra.<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed \u00cd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bre\u010dela jsem 5x v kin\u011b.<\/td>\n\u2026Majda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak\u017ee Rambo 1-2-3-4 a Frozen.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yankee, ty jsi m\u016fj n\u00e1hradn\u00ed tat\u00ednek v t\u00e1bo\u0159e\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Luk\u00e1\u0161 H.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No\u2026tak jo\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ale kdepak, kec\u00e1m !!!<\/td>\n\u2026Luk\u00e1\u0161 H.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ot\u00e1zky: Miluju Kam\u010du. P.S. n\u00f3 p\u0159ed \u0160\u00edmou.<\/td>\n\u2026D.P.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na sv\u011bt\u011b existuj\u00ed \u017eeny, mu\u017ei a Mejd\u017erov\u00e9<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak j\u00e1 ji zti\u0161\u00edm\u2026<\/td>\n\u2026Oslo\u0148 a jej\u00ed ch\u016fvi\u010dka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tady to vypad\u00e1 jak v sek\u00e1\u010di<\/td>\n\u2026Majorova reakce na rozv\u011b\u0161en\u00e9 pr\u00e1dlo v kuchyni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
H\u00fa-h\u00fa-h\u00fa<\/td>\n\u2026Jenda p\u0159i strk\u00e1n\u00ed prstu do sovy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jedna dv\u011b, \u00cdra jde, \u00cdra si jde pro tebe<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sv\u011btl\u00e1 strana zla (Bratrstvo Ko\u010di\u010d\u00ed Pracky)<\/td>\n\u2026obecn\u00e1 pravda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tmav\u00e1 strana dobra (Rychl\u00e9 \u0160\u00edpy)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee nehodl\u00e1\u0161 do toho sprch\u00e1\u010de ch\u010d\u016frat!<\/td>\n\u2026pan\u00ed \u00cd (komu asi?..)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak asi, kdy\u017e te\u010fka hon\u00edm<\/td>\n\u2026Major p\u0159i p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b ducha<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
St\u00fdsk\u00e1 se mi s tvrd\u00fdm<\/td>\n\u2026Major se zasnil<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2021 \u2013 Jumanji<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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„STS“ alias Star\u00e1 Tup\u00e1 Sekyra<\/td>\n\u2026nov\u00e1 p\u0159ezd\u00edvka K\u00f3\u0165i od d\u011bt\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u00dasm\u011bv, vylet\u00ed uhl\u00edk<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Divik\u00e1 zv\u011b\u0159<\/td>\n\u2026Yankeeho t\u00e1borov\u00e1 zkou\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Srajka<\/td>\n\u2026pt\u00e1k z Jumanji jungle<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P\u0159i\u0161els o Obludu<\/td>\n\u2026vedouc\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u011bkdy je mo\u010den\u00ed lep\u0161\u00ed<\/td>\n\u2026Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zat\u00edm to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee bude sek\u00fdrnice po m\u00e1m\u011b (Emilka)<\/td>\n\u2026Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e aby byla ba\u010dkora po t\u00e1tovi<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A\u017e \u0159eknu te\u010f \u2026(v\u0161ichni vyb\u00edhaj\u00ed)\u2026tak napo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1te do deseti a vyb\u011bhnete<\/td>\n\u2026J\u00e1chym<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jsem sv\u011btov\u00fd rekordman v byt\u00ed na zle<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Had\u00ed vejce budou ukr\u00fdvat?<\/td>\n\u2026Terka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u00e1boje!<\/td>\n\u2026t\u00e1born\u00edk 1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ano a nebo?<\/td>\n\u2026Terka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u00e1boje!<\/td>\n\u2026t\u00e1born\u00edk 2<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mn\u011b teda doktor necht\u011bl napsat bez\u00fachylnost.<\/td>\n\u2026Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Proto\u017ee lh\u00e1t se nem\u00e1.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jendovi visela na rtech a mn\u011b na t\u011ble.<\/td>\n\u2026F\u00edla<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(vedouc\u00ed Linda z vedlej\u0161\u00edho t\u00e1bora)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak mi maj\u00ed p\u0159ib\u00fdvat letokruhy? (reakce na buchti\u010dky se \u0161\u00f3d\u00f3)<\/td>\n\u2026Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Vy m\u00e1te m\u00edsto m\u00fddla ho\u0159\u010dici?<\/td>\n\u2026HYGI<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
D\u00e1te si p\u00e1rek?<\/td>\n\u2026Majda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hygien\u011b se mus\u00ed na ot\u00e1zku odpov\u00eddat ot\u00e1zkou<\/td>\n\u2026K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A co je to ten Den naruby?<\/td>\n\u2026Naty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No\u2026stany budou st\u00e1t na st\u0159e\u0161e a voda pote\u010de do kopce.<\/td>\n\u2026Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u2026a ty bude\u0161 mladej a hubenej<\/td>\n\u2026Naty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Rasistick\u00e1 hra\u2026ty \u0161achy\u2026b\u00edl\u00fd, \u010dern\u00fd.<\/td>\n\u2026mal\u00e1 \u00cdra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Den naruby bude pro vedouc\u00ed odpo\u010dinkov\u00fd.<\/td>\n\u2026p\u0159edstava versus realita<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A stromy se a\u017e k zemi sklonily.<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2022 \u2013 Filmov\u00e9 l\u00e9to Vol.2<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Seznamovac\u00ed hra. Se\u0159a\u010fte se podle toho, jak jste se narodili. No herdek…m\u00e1me tu 80 lid\u00ed, tedy statistika \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee tu mus\u00edme m\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00e9 lidi se stejn\u00fdmi narozeninami. A taky \u017ee jo. M\u00e1me tu n\u011bkolik dvojic, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed ve stejn\u00fd den a m\u011bs\u00edc narozeniny, jednu trojici a jedny dvoj\u010data \u2013 kluky. A pak tady m\u00e1me dv\u011b holky, kter\u00e9 se narodily ve stejn\u00fd den, ve stejn\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc, ve stejn\u00fd rok, ob\u011b dv\u011b se jmenuj\u00ed Ad\u00e9la, ale ka\u017ed\u00e1 v jin\u00e9 porodnici. Pojali jsme podez\u0159en\u00ed a zeptali se na jm\u00e9na tat\u00ednk\u016f….jeden se jmenuje Marek a druh\u00fd Radek. To nem\u00fa\u017ee b\u00fdt n\u00e1hoda!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Mimo u\u017e m\u00e1 t\u0159i \u010d\u00e1rky a \u0160\u0148up\u00e1lek dv\u011b lajni\u010dky<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Se\u0159a\u010fte se tu te\u010f od nejmen\u0161\u00edho po nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho.<\/td>\n…Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak je to jako my\u0161len\u00fd?<\/td>\n…\u0160t\u011bp\u00e1n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ale takhle po ol\u00edznut\u00ed v\u00fdborn\u00fd. (ko\u0161t meru\u0148kovice)<\/td>\n…Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdy\u017e bude\u0161 moc chytrej, nebudou t\u011b m\u00edt lidi r\u00e1di.<\/td>\n…obecn\u00e1 pravda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1me myt\u00ed n\u00e1dob\u00ed…<\/td>\n…Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
…j\u00e1 v\u00edm, klidn\u011b za\u010dn\u011bte.<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty j\u00ed\u0161 20 hodin denn\u011b! (Mimo s pol\u00e9vkou o p\u016flnoci)<\/td>\n…Evik<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 d\u00e1t Bludi\u0161\u0165\u00e1ka za nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho vlezdoprdelky.<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Toho u\u017e m\u00e1 Mimo.<\/td>\n…Martin V.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
ZLATO – vl\u00e1ska<\/td>\n…Martin V.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010clov\u011b\u010de se p\u0159eci v\u017edy hraje po sm\u011bru hodinov\u00fdch ru\u010di\u010dek!!<\/td>\n…v\u0161ichni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Aha…tak to jsem nev\u011bd\u011bl.<\/td>\n…Peky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Boduju stany a tam le\u017e\u00ed na zemi stovka. Co s t\u00edm m\u00e1m d\u011blat?<\/td>\n…J\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zkus\u00edme se domluvit na h\u0159e s Choce\u0148\u00e1kama.<\/td>\n…Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak\u017ee dru\u017eba?<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On je to ale chlapeck\u00fd t\u00e1bor!<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Aha, tak nic.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ale j\u00e1 jsem z m\u011bsta, ne jako VY!<\/td>\n…Tonda z N\u00e1choda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
F\u00edla si d\u011blal ambice vyhr\u00e1t Pi\u010daj, ale zapomn\u011bl, \u017ee se taky mus\u00ed trefit m\u00ed\u010dkem do k\u00fdblu.<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? Dyk jsi to skoro cel\u00e9 vypil! (hnus 30\u00b0pivo Vlad)<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mus\u00ed\u0161 si p\u0159edstavovat Plze\u0148.<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My jsme se s Kubou protancovali a\u017e k c\u00edsa\u0159sk\u00e9mu \u0159ezu.<\/td>\n…Lenny po nat\u00e1\u010den\u00ed klipu<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sauron je poslal z Mordoru.<\/td>\n…hodn\u011b vedouc\u00edch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
D\u011bti ho p\u0159ejmenovaly na \u0160nuptychla.<\/td>\n…chud\u00e1k \u0160\u0148up\u00e1lek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On je kade\u0159n\u00edk?<\/td>\n…V\u011bru\u0161ka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, on je p\u0159\u00edtel.<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 tedy m\u011bl dopoledne \u017e\u00edze\u0148, proto\u017ee Pep\u00edno p\u0159ijel a\u017e po dvan\u00e1ct\u00e9.<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tondo, ty m\u00e1\u0161 tepl\u00e1ky a svetr !?!<\/td>\n…Yankee p\u0159ekvapen\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Donutili m\u011b…<\/td>\n…Tonda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A opravdu jste si nic nezapomn\u011bla? Abyste se nemusela vracet!<\/td>\n…JarmilC na Hygi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co to\u010d\u00edte?<\/td>\n…Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Survivor.<\/td>\n…Terka B.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A jak to jde?<\/td>\n…Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je to o p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed.<\/td>\n…Terka B.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
ED FLAJS. (no\u010dn\u00ed st\u0159\u00edh\u00e1n\u00ed u PC)<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Karel.<\/td>\n…dubl Jendy, super t\u00fdpek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdy\u017etak dobrou.<\/td>\n…J\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Klienti.<\/td>\n…kolektivn\u00ed ozna\u010den\u00ed d\u011bt\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gafa.<\/td>\n…v\u0161esp\u00e1sn\u00e1 st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e1 p\u00e1ska<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bazooka! (jin\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed pro Banzai)<\/td>\n…Lenny<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
R\u00e1dio Pohoda.<\/td>\n…zavol\u00e1me tam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2023 \u2013 legenda o Aangovi – Avatar<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Brejloun Pinzeta (nov\u00e9 mafi\u00e1nsk\u00e9 jm\u00e9no Jendy)<\/td>\n…P\u00e1\u0165a M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co je to ta moka konvi\u010dka?<\/td>\n…Terka B.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1\u0161 r\u00e1da kafe s p\u011bnou?<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1m.<\/td>\n…Terka B.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak to ti neud\u011bl\u00e1.<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sirky za 2.000,-<\/td>\n…n\u00e1kup v Tesco<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nev\u00ed\u0161, kde m\u00e1m propisku?<\/td>\n…J\u00e1chym<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jo, brat\u0159e, co jednou polo\u017e\u00ed\u0161 na vedoucovsk\u00fd st\u016fl…<\/td>\n…Adam<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u0158\u00edk\u00e1m \u017elut\u00fd \u2013 mysl\u00edm zelen\u00fd<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sn\u00eddan\u011b a sp\u00e1nek, to jsou pen\u00edze m\u00fdch dn\u00ed.<\/td>\n…K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e9\u00e9, Gandalfe, ty \u017eije\u0161 ?!?<\/td>\n…d\u011bti na avatara Roku<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Str\u00fdc – str\u00fdc<\/td>\n…avatarsk\u00e9 rodinn\u00e9 vazby<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Poj\u010fte si a odchod!<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
T\u0159et\u00ed den je kritick\u00fd… a pak u\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed.<\/td>\n…Terka B.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak nechce\u0161 nalejt tro\u0161i\u010dku Legendaria?<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, d\u00edky.<\/td>\n…\u0160t\u011bp\u00e1n zodpov\u011bdn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jenom trochu. Tak jse\u0161 snad Rajm, ne?!?<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ty tady d\u011btem vyh\u00e1z\u00ed\u0161 sva\u010diny a sama m\u00e1s na VIPu t\u00fdden ku\u0159e v krabi\u010dce?<\/td>\n…Martin L\u00e1ska<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdo mi vr\u00e1t\u00ed amulet, dostane amulet.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u00edzkochl\u00f3rov\u00e1 dieta.<\/td>\n…nejen Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdyby ku\u0159e nevy\u0161lo, naporcujeme Majora<\/td>\n…hlas z kuchyn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 chyt\u00e1m brank\u00e1\u0159e ve florbalu, tak\u017ee…<\/td>\n…Timm p\u0159i h\u0159e Teapong<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 hraju volejbal, tak\u017ee mi jde pot\u00e1p\u011bn\u00ed.<\/td>\n…V\u00e9va odpov\u00edd\u00e1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Strejdov\u00e9!! Strejdov\u00e9!!  (p\u0159i souboji Major-Yankee)<\/td>\n…Vendel\u00edn fand\u00ed \ud83d\ude0a \ud83d\ude0a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Rekapitulace p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00e9ho dne: Jak v\u00edte, tak v\u010dera n\u00e1m unesl…eee…KDO??…KOHO??<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mluvila ta maminka s tebou \u010desky nebo n\u011bmecky?<\/td>\n…K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cesky, proto\u017ee jsem j\u00ed rozum\u011bl.<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Forever chv\u00e1l\u00ed B\u00e1ru!<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ani ne tak za dobou man\u017eelku jako zdravotnici.<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kdy jsem byla u o\u010dn\u00edho? Nev\u00edm, netref\u00edm k n\u011bmu.<\/td>\n…Evik<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Z rozhovoru mi vyplynulo, \u017ee nen\u00ed sbalen\u00e1.<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kubo, vst\u00e1vej, mus\u00edme se sbalit, bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se bou\u0159ka!<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co\u017ee, te\u010f ve \u010dty\u0159i? (rozespale)<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bude to zl\u00fd. Hodn\u011b zl\u00fd.<\/td>\n…pan \u0160i<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bude n\u011bjak\u00e1 no\u010dn\u00ed hra?<\/td>\n…pan \u0160i<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jasn\u011b \u2013 kdo d\u0159\u00edv usne.<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak to bych mohl vyhr\u00e1t!<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ku\u0159e v krabi\u010dce.<\/td>\n…chemick\u00e1 hrozba<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pep\u00edn\u016fv p\u0159\u00edm\u011b\u0161\u0165\u00e1k.<\/td>\n…reakce na jeho doj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Se\u010dmo. (pro mla\u010f\u00e1ky ne\u0159e\u0161iteln\u00e1 n\u00e1pov\u011bda)<\/td>\n…p\u0159i h\u0159e Dixit<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Oni jsou ve \u0161kole ve Vansdorfu.<\/td>\n…\u0160t\u011bp\u00e1n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Naozaj. (\u201ehanebn\u00e9\u201c ozna\u010den\u00ed p\u00e1na ohn\u011b Ozaie)<\/td>\n…tak r\u016fzn\u011b v\u0161ichni<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u00e1no\u010dka s m\u00e1slem a romad\u016frem.<\/td>\n…Mimova ned\u011bln\u00ed sn\u00eddan\u011b.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ty vole Majdo, to jsi ty? J\u00e1 t\u011b v\u016fbec nepoznal!<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na Pevnost!<\/td>\n…K\u00f3\u0165a (a potom v\u0161ichni)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
60kg brambor? A v krabic\u00edch? To mus\u00edte napytl\u00edkovat!<\/td>\n…n\u00e1kup v Tesco<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nejlep\u0161\u00ed tulka je nejlep\u0161\u00ed<\/td>\n…v\u00fdsledek tich\u00e9 po\u0161ty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 bych si vzal gum\u00e1ky, ale ony mne \u0161kr\u00e1bou do krku<\/td>\n…Major alias Pakl\u00ed\u010d<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee po cest\u011b nebudou hlubok\u00fd kalu\u017ee<\/td>\n…Major alias Pakl\u00ed\u010d<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nevid\u011bl jste n\u011bkdo moji skleni\u010dku?<\/td>\n…J\u00e1chym<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nevid\u011bl jste n\u011bkdo moje vla\u0161tovky?<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mezikontejne\u0159\u00ed (ozna\u010den\u00ed m\u00edstnosti Boyard)<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Honi\u0161t\u011b.<\/td>\n…jin\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed pro ohni\u0161t\u011b – Adamix<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dy\u0165 j\u00e1 s v\u00e1ma jezd\u00edm u\u017e roky, jenom jsem tady je\u0161t\u011b nebyl<\/td>\n…Petr K.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kolik u\u017e m\u00e1me kl\u00ed\u010d\u016f?<\/td>\n…t\u00e1born\u00edk p\u00ed\u0161\u00edc\u00ed pohled<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cty\u0159i.<\/td>\n…vedouc\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak j\u00e1 nap\u00ed\u0161u \u0161est, ono ne\u017e to dojde dom\u016f…“<\/td>\n…t\u00e1born\u00edk p\u00ed\u0161\u00edc\u00ed pohled<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nem\u00e1te n\u011bco k j\u00eddlu?<\/td>\n…Mimo alias otec Fourah<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1m bezlepkov\u00fd toast.<\/td>\n…kolem proch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed skautka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A nem\u00e1te lepkov\u00fd \u0159\u00edzek?<\/td>\n…Mimo alias otec Fourah<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mrtv\u00fdho? Mysl\u00ed\u0161 jako d\u0159\u00edv \u017eiv\u00fdho?<\/td>\n…Oslo\u0148<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(dotaz, zda bude v n\u00e1dob\u00e1ch i n\u011bco \u017eiv\u00e9ho)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 m\u00e1m \u0161vihadlo s po\u010d\u00edtadlem.<\/td>\n…Forver SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tak se to to spoj\u00ed s hodinkami p\u0159es wi-fi?<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, vytekly mi baterky<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak mohou kontrolovat \u010d\u00edslo ob\u010danky ve formul\u00e1\u0159i?<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Oni to ciferuj\u00ed a bu\u010f jim vyjde lich\u00e9 nebo sud\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo.<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
No..ale jin\u00e9 ani nejsou..?<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pexasanda (jemn\u00fd opak dominy)<\/td>\n…Terka B. alias Felindra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jestli bude va\u0159it ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd Willy, tak j\u00e1 na ni rozhodn\u011b nejdu!<\/td>\n…t\u00e1born\u00edk Emilka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Luk\u00e1\u0161i, Vojtovi se ztratila baterka!<\/td>\n…Patrik na tat\u00ednka Majora<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Fuj, to je hnusn\u00fd!<\/td>\n…t\u00e1born\u00edci jed\u00edc\u00ed cvr\u010dky od \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9ho Willyho<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co je, tob\u011b nechutn\u00e1 paprika?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Yankee m\u00e1 Don Papa a j\u00e1 tu m\u00e1m kakao?<\/td>\n…Oslo\u0148<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Fourah vyraz\u00ed s Pakl\u00ed\u010dem na prvn\u00ed stanovi\u0161t\u011b u\u017e po sn\u00eddani, aby to stihli<\/td>\n…vedouc\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cht\u011bl jsem koupit petrolej, ale Vacek mne zavedl k lampov\u00e9mu oleji<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cerven\u00ed skon\u010dili v \u010derven\u00fdch \u010d\u00edslech<\/td>\n…Terka B.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nechal jsem Majora 10 minut honit l\u00e1hev, ne\u017e jsem mu \u0159ekl, \u017ee je od \u0161\u0165\u00e1vy<\/td>\n…K\u00f3\u0165a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mus\u00edme se n\u011bjak rozlosovat.<\/td>\n…Terka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u0158ekni \u010d\u00edslo!<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
150.<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jdete prvn\u00ed!<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co ti m\u016f\u017eeme nal\u00edt?<\/td>\n…Terka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Co je v nab\u00eddce?<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
D\u017eek, d\u017ein, d\u017eon a d\u017eord\u017e.<\/td>\n…Terka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Soust\u0159e\u010fte se nebo budeme d\u011bkovat!<\/td>\n…JarmilC vyhro\u017euje<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hej, hej, hej, xxxx jsou nej!<\/td>\n…zak\u00e1zan\u00e1 fr\u00e1ze pok\u0159ik\u016f<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A doma si ten fuk-\u0165uk hned ost\u0159\u00edh\u00e1m a budu m\u00edt p\u0159ipraven\u00fd kokos\u00e1k na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok<\/td>\n…chytr\u00fd t\u00e1born\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kam\u010do, vezme\u0161 si mne?<\/td>\n…Major mlsn\u011b…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kam?<\/td>\n…Kam\u010da si ho namazala…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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2025 \u2013 Poklad Azt\u00e9k\u016f<\/strong><\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Zejtra se mejou holky – mejou se i s vlasama?<\/td>\n…Karol \u0160.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ne, vlasy si nechaj\u00ed ve stanu.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00edsto \u017elut\u00fd m\u00e1m \u010dern\u00fd.<\/td>\n…Yankee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Meteotrotl<\/td>\n…b\u016fh po\u010das\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pt\u00e1kohad<\/td>\n…b\u016fh ohn\u011b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kecaltrotl<\/td>\n…b\u016fh taky n\u011b\u010deho…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u0160lajsna (stavebn\u00ed materi\u00e1l na mexickou pyramidu)<\/td>\n…Ane\u017eka<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
602 602 602<\/td>\n…\u010d\u00edslo na Policii Mexiko<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ma\u0159ena je\u0161t\u011b ne\u010duchal<\/td>\n…Terka K. o t\u00e1born\u00edkovi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N\u011bkdo to tady p\u0159eci mus\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fovat!<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3. den je kritick\u00fd => k sn\u00eddani v\u00e1no\u010dka, ob\u011bd buchti\u010dky se \u0161od\u00f3 a ve\u010de\u0159e brambory na loupa\u010dku<\/td>\n…Mimo nad\u0161en\u00fd z j\u00eddel\u00e1ku<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Skibidi Sigma Ohio Rizzler Main Character <\/td>\n…ozna\u010den\u00ed Majora adolescenty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
eSD\u00e9\u010dko, V\u00e9D\u00e9\u010dko, H\u00e1V\u00e9\u010dko<\/td>\n…a dal\u0161\u00ed zkratky<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
1,08 promile…aha, tak nic<\/td>\n…z\u0159ejm\u011b rozbit\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstroj<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Necho\u010fte za de\u0161t\u011b v pantofl\u00edch! J\u00e1 taky chod\u00edm a je to blb\u011b.<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sly\u0161el jsem v\u00e1s hr\u00e1t…jen ne to t\u0159et\u00ed kolo.<\/td>\n…Forever SM<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To byla pantomima.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Z\u00e1v\u011btrn\u00edky.<\/td>\n…Major<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Na tu Metaxu nesahjete, ta je JarmilC.<\/td>\n…kdosi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ale ona tu nen\u00ed…<\/td>\n…dal\u0161\u00ed kdosi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jak se hraje Mach\u00e1\u010dek?<\/td>\n…kdosi<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
B\u011bh\u00e1\u0161 pozadu dokola, a\u017e si zl\u00e1me\u0161 hn\u00e1tu.<\/td>\n…V\u00e9va<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V\u00fdborn\u00fd…tak\u017ee d\u011bti kudli\u010dky a j\u00e1 budu m\u00edt stanovi\u0161t\u011b trauma pl\u00e1n.<\/td>\n..B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Doktor! Akutn\u00ed bolest nohy!<\/td>\n…Seb\u00edk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u00e1 jenom puch\u00fd\u0159.<\/td>\n…B\u00e1ra<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jsem si r\u00e1no p\u0159e\u010detl j\u00eddel\u00e1k a je rizoto. Tak j\u00e1 jedu pro r\u00fd\u017ei.<\/td>\n…z\u00e1sobova\u010d pan Gazda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sl\u00edva – to mi nep\u0159ijde moc n\u011bmecky…?<\/td>\n…L\u00e1ska<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On se jmenuje Der Plumb.<\/td>\n…Cermo\u0161<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161..to je ale moc! Dob\u0159e…nevad\u00ed.<\/td>\n…Mimo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dom\u010da u\u017e \u0161la sp\u00e1t.<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A dopr..ele.<\/td>\n…Terka H.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee do stanu.<\/td>\n…pan Gazda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NA ZBYTKY! (p\u0159\u00edpitek) V\u00edm, jak to smrd\u00ed, m\u011bla jsem je v bot\u00e1ch.<\/td>\n…JarmilC<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K\u00f3\u0165a, dopus\u0165 to!<\/td>\n…nutn\u00e9 informov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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HISTORICK\u00dd PRORUBSK\u00dd T\u00c1BOROV\u00dd HL\u00c1\u0160KOVN\u00cdK UPOZORN\u011aN\u00cd NA RIZIKO P\u0158I \u010cTEN\u00cd: kdo u toho nebyl, leckdy nepochop\u00ed… \ud83d\ude0e 1998 – N\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00edci aneb plavba p\u0159es Atlantik       Jsem zv\u011bdav, jak ten e\u0161us od t\u00e9 sm\u016fly o\u010dist\u00edte. N\u00e1\u0161 n\u00e1pad to nebyl … … Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"onecolumn-page.php","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1063","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1063"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":47,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2517,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1063\/revisions\/2517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrmaci.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}